Seagulls are blue and grey, and bluebells are seagulls. I don't know about daffodils. My eyes are coming home tonight.

You've got to accept that your feet are nothing and your hands are grey before you can say, "You were right about my feet and hands," but they're wrong. They snore with their heads and their hearts and some of their toes, and the rest of their toes are pigs, and they snore too.

Band: Cowboy X

Cowboy X are made up of former members of Mike TV, with Karen McCartney on lead vocals. They're better than finding some cheese at your wedding.

You can find them on Myspace at:

www.myspace.com/cowboyxmusic

Yellow, grey and brown -- that's mostly what I see. You can see those colours through the heads of people with diamond heads. You can see what they're thinking and it's nothing an appropriate pony couldn't think. Trees are what they are, and if they weren't they'd be daisies, if they were daisies, and these summer days are nothing until you can say you've lost your trousers. An inappropriate pony thought that.