By the sea. She said I was standing on her puppy's violin. I faked a heart-attack.

Shake. S H A Hey Hey, bing. I don't know what 'bing' is. Ow my heart, that's me faking a heart attack.

I'm pointing at boats and cutting off branches (this was the song I wrote) and hitting people with frying pans (that was their response to my song). Maybe they'll prefer the song about my heart attack.

Band: The Frank and Walters

The second-greatest band ever to come out of Cork. They make other bands look like dead mice trying to seduce a toaster.

More info:http://idiot-dog.com/music/frank.and.walters/

I'm telling a paper clip to stop calling me a shoe and he says he won't until I stop calling him a paper clip.

A thing with wings (bird) and a thing with shoes (cat) talking about the tree (or maybe it wasn't a cat at all) and then on a merry-go-round with ice cream cones (but it was definitely a bird). And it's definitely a paper clip too.

Band: Microdisney
Album: The Clock Comes Down the Stairs.

The greatest band ever to come out of Cork. They did what all great bands do: make other bands look like fridges running in circles until someone mistakes them for the horse in Black Beauty.

Fansite:
http://www.bubbyworld.com/microdisney/microdisneyindex.htm

I'm Elvis, let's fall over.

Giving a speech, pointing at a pillar (most of my speech was just pointing), taking questions afterwards. "Yes, it's a pillar." And then running after a dog.

How am I going to tell them to beep beep when they couldn't cow cow if a cow showed them how?

Band: Toasted Heretic.

92% of Irish bands gain a loyal following but fail to make it big. 7.99% fail to gain a loyal following. 84% of the 92% will split up and re-form ten years later so the loyal following can re-live days spent standing in a shed and falling over.

More about the band, and some downloads too:

https://www.cs.tcd.ie/~nfarrel/toasted/index.htm