Music, Ireland. Grey, name. My name. A step ladder. This house was built in a bog. Music is the window. I fell off a step ladder.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Music. Band. Knees.
Good afternoon. Hip replacement, shoes. It's a choice between one or the other. I've forgotten what the first one is.
Looking for my shoes and I feel at last I'm feet and my feet are me. I don't want to be my feet anymore. I want to be my neck, but my neck is on the clothesline and my elbow is in the washing machine, and that's good because I don't want to be my elbow.
Band: The Jubilee Allstars.
Album: The Struggle Continues.
46% of all Irish bands split up and then release an album. 53% release an album and get dropped within minutes. The other 1% sell their knees to men who race squirrels around swimming pools. The Jubilee Allstars are part of the first group.
More info on The Jubilee Allstars and some mp3s:
Monday, June 13, 2005
Yesterday was a great day, even though I forgot how to walk, but that's just because it was such a great day.
I was asked to write an article about music and architecture. I wrote an article about my carpet instead and I told them a crow made me do it.
The Arctic ocean is my shoe, and so is everything else in the world apart from my shoe.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
My interview with a seagull.
Seagull: No one really expected me to win Wimbledon. I didn't really expect to win myself.
Sorry, that's my interview with a tennis player. I don't know who it was - I thought it was a seagull.
Who did this, why don't I, Hoodini, where am I? I fell out of a car, I'm Hoodini. Hooray! Boo, I'm not Hoodini. I'm (scratch scratch, boom boom) where am I?
You might wonder why I'm interviewing tennis players when I'm supposed to be writing about music, but I did think it was a seagull.
Music. Man. Iarla o Lionaird.
Lyrics in Irish, probably not about an otter pretending to be impressed by a fridge, but with a voice like that he could sing about a robin falling off a van and get away with it.
Other Man: Emmett Tinley.
Album: Attic Faith.
He could also sing about a robin falling off a van, but he doesn't.
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