Pele, yeah. No. I don't know.

Feet are good. You talk to your feet and you say, "Listen to me, feet, you and I are going to have a little chat." That sounds serious. I'd run away if I was my feet, and I sort of am, in a way.

Band: Boss Volenti.

They're a young Irish band. If their next single, Ain't No Use, is anything to go by, they could be 'destined for great things', as they say. 'Shetland ponies are blind' is what I normally say.

Website:

www.bossvolenti.com

Summer's here, have a little hop and a skip. I'm wearing a white doctor's coat so I won't look mad when I hop and skip and hold a thoughful turtle. The glasses make him look thoughtful.