All around the world, flowers, a play, diesel, dieeeeeesel, waterfalls and wooden houses.

They say I put too much emphasis on 'diesel'.

I had business cards made for my spoons. It says they're Shakespearean actors. Or that's what it was supposed to say, but because of a mis-print it just says they're spoons. They still got jobs as Shakespearean actors.

Personally I think they put too much emphasis on 'spoons' when they say 'we're spoons', but no one says a word about that.

Singer: Emm Gryner.

Album: Songs of Love and Death.

She's Canadian, but she's done an album of songs by Irish artists, such as Gilbert O'Sullivan, Therapy? and Thin Lizzy. She makes most other Canadian singer-songwriters sound as if music is something they accidentally make when they're trying to get a cat to wear a little cowboy hat.

Website:

http://emmgryner.com

My neighbour was supposed to write a review of a brick, but she just glued gold stars to it. "You're supposed to put the stars in the review," I said. "I'm an expert on these things."

She put one star on my forehead and put at least fifty on the brick. When the spoons came home from their debut performance they were covered in stars. They said this was the critical response to their debut performance. I tried to hide my one star.