I'm starring in my own sitcom. It's called 'Grey is Stupid'. I had problems with the title.

'My name is Tarzan and I'm in Ibiza' - this was the chat-up line I used in Ibiza, but no one believed me. I was actually in Mullingar, so I suppose they were right not to believe me. It was either that or tell them about my sitcom.

Band: The Sultans of Ping.

Song: Where's me Jumper?

Another great Cork band from the early nineties. They're back together again. They make most other bands sound as if they're only playing because someone is threatening them with a pliers.

Website:

http://ping.fishtank.org.uk/