Hatstand. Sugar. Poison. One of these words is written across my forehead. I hope it's not 'hatstand' or 'sugar'.

I'm trying to count the Smurfs, but they're all running around my garden. A tuba falls on at least one of them, and the rest panic. They run around even quicker. If anyone asks, the tuba 'fell' on them. It doesn't help that they think I'm Roy Orbison.

'Roy Orbison' - that's what's written on my forehead.

Man: Gavin Friday.

Album: Shag Tobacco.

More influential than air.

Website:

http://www.gavinfriday.com/