I threw out a lamp, and then it appeared on Ski Sunday. It won a downhill race, and after it won, the first thing the TV interviewer said to it was, "The person who threw you out must be kicking himself now." I knew they'd ask that.

78. 41. 17. A plastic bat. I'm playing bingo with the pig. 85. I knew they'd ask about the pig too.

Band: The Stars of Heaven.

Albums: Speak Slowly,

Sacred Heart Hotel.

After listening to The Stars of Heaven, most other bands make me want to poke my brain out with something pointy I found in a dump.

Website:

http://www.starsofheaven.com