By the sea. She said I was standing on her puppy's violin. I faked a heart-attack.

Shake. S H A Hey Hey, bing. I don't know what 'bing' is. Ow my heart, that's me faking a heart attack.

I'm pointing at boats and cutting off branches (this was the song I wrote) and hitting people with frying pans (that was their response to my song). Maybe they'll prefer the song about my heart attack.

Band: The Frank and Walters

The second-greatest band ever to come out of Cork. They make other bands look like dead mice trying to seduce a toaster.

More info:http://idiot-dog.com/music/frank.and.walters/